Okay… here’s the deal. Remember that little “problem” that I was telling you about? (No not THAT type of problem… damn…) Well, here it is: I have virtually NO female friends And… that’s not even the interesting part. When I TRY to get female friends, they always seem to think that I’m after something else… which is weird because when I’m actually GOING for something...

Man… that sounded kind of “chumpy”… Whatever. Anyway, a few cool announcements for everyone. First, I’ve kinda decided to ditch my myspace account… not that I really ever use it. In fact, I usually spend most of my time cleaning up the “stripper” and “hooker” friend requests I get from a day to day basis… … not fun. BUT… you can still be my friend if you...

Okay, so after yesterday’s post… I get this email from my Dad titled “Sage Advice”… It’s official… you should never come to this site again.

Okay guys… you WILL laugh your ass of when you see this video. There is NO QUESTION whether you will laugh or not… the question is… HOW HARD. Hell, the news guy can’t even keep a straight face. Oh, and ladies (because I know I’ve got a bunch of ‘ninja’ female readers)… note to self… no butt implants for you… lol You might not want to check this out if you just ate. Woman Pissed...