Category: 
(WARNING: This is a Devil Smile post… a gem from the lord of the Dark Arts)
You rubbed the bottle the wrong way… and instead of a genie… you got something far, far, worse.
BUT… I can still make your dreams come true there, young buck.
It’s Jekyl and Hyde time… Yin versus Yang… light versus dark…
I’m a random cat… I appear at will… and disappear like a shadow in the night.
I’m the girlfriend stealer… the wife crusher…
I’ll take what’s yours and give it back to you half neurotic, ya dig?
You can’t stop me… you can’t contain me… you might want to shoot me… but you won’t… because you can learn from me.
Welcome to the dark side…
The land of the 30 minute f-close…
… destroying minds…
… shear manipulation…
… devious tactics…
… and above all…
RESULTS… no matter the consequences.
Are you ready to learn the Dark Arts of methodical manipulation?
Oh, and we aren’t talking about the Angel Eyes goody, goody, never use manipulation except for in defense, crap. Hell no, jacko, we’re going on the offensive.
We aren’t looking for future girlfriends… we aren’t even looking for f-buddies.
Nope, we’re hunting cougars… and milfs… and girlfriends… and wives… for one night… and one night only.
We’re looking to STEAL women out from under their wussy men…
So, pay attention… I’ll be back soon with the first lesson in the Dark Arts.
And this place will never be the same… oh… and if I see that Angel Eyes bastard… we’ll… let’s just say I plan on taking over this blog in due time…
… just like I take over everything else.
Devil Smile… the KING of the one night stand
