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I just wanted to let you know that there’s a new “guru” out there that’s MOWING up the streets and his teachings are revolutionary.
Attention all current GURUS: this guy is going to take ALL of your business.
He’s got the lines.
He’s got the style.
He’s got the voice.
If you don’t believe me, watch and weep.
(Oh, more later today with a piece on abusive relationships… and how YOU’RE the one thats selfish if you stay. Don’t miss it.)
