Why I only date cool women… the answer.
It’s about 11am yesterday when I get a call from the woman I’m dating. We talk for a bit about my bar night in the previous post and start laughing as I’m explaining to her what I found out about video games… and this guy going to jail.
Now, she knows that I’ve been diligently working my ass off as of lately and getting away from “work” would probably do me some good.
So she says:
“I wanna go go kart racing…”
It just so HAPPENS that there a spot not 10 minutes from my place… nice.
She tells me that she gets done at 3pm and we should go then, because no one else will be there and we can dick off all we want with no one bothering us.
Sounds like a money deal to me.
We get there… and she’s right. No lines. No other people.
The Promised Land.
Now, I’m not a big go kart driver by any means so its probably a good thing that I didn’t have anyone else around… lol.
Nevertheless, we decided on the “slick” track so that we could REALLY ass off. With no one else there, it’s pretty easy to do.
So I’m out there driving around… trying to do my best impression of “drifting”… you know what I’m talking about… when I basically do a donut and end up stuck on a wall.
Nice.
Then she freakin’ rams me on purpose. I vow revenge.
I get unstuck and hunt her down like “Rambo”… and put her into the wall.
Ha!
Anyway, do yourself a favor and date cool women. Even though she’s extremely attractive, she’s also very observant of me and understands a little of how I work… and that I tend to be a hellacious workaholic.
Don’t date just on looks alone.
Oh, so as I’m driving this thing around, I get to thinking about how my friend Eric took a 1100cc engine off of a crotch rocket and fitted it to a 4 wheeler. I then wondered how that would work out on a go kart…
… this is how… and I’m gonna build me one now… 
