Hey…

Let me give you a perspective of Valentine’s Day from a single woman (or taken woman with a shitty man).

You see, if a woman knows she’s not getting anything for V-Day (and I’m not just talking gifts), EVERYTHING about Valentine’s Day begins to get on her nerves.

Seeing men walking out of stores with flowers…

The V-D commercials on TV and radio…

All the Valentine’s SPAM she gets in her inbox…

It’s like a perpetual NEEDLE poking her over and over again, constantly reminding her that she POSSIBLY sucks.

(And in fact, the quarter of Nov-Feb is like the WORST time for anyone to be single… and I’m sure you know where I’m coming from)

Anyway, back on the ranch… we were talking V-D tactics.

Here’s a hint:

Cool, regular, NON sleazy guys can have a FIELD day with V-D!

There’s one caveat though… and you need to watch out for it.

BITTER ASS WOMEN

You’re gonna run into 2 opposite types of V-D women:

1. Women that are CRAVING attention (ie want the fairy tale) on V-D

2. Women that are angry and bitter. (ie Man-haters)

But here’s the funny part:

You would think that being overly flirting and over the top with your methodology would get you the women on Valentine’s…

… but in my experience, because women want the fairy tale, COUPLED with the fact that men are FIRING OFF on them even more (cause they are single too)…

… it becomes imperative that you remain cool, calm, and collected and be that NON BORING, fun dude that makes her smile.

And you wanna know something else?

Even the tough man haters will soften up for this type of man with consistency.

(and don’t tell anyone I told you this, but if you can be cool and fun enough for her to lower her guard… she’ll be like putty in your hands… no joke… and do NOT use this for “evil”)

Just remember to remind yourself that EVEN WITH V-D, you are the choser.

This is IMPORTANT.

YOU CHOOSE.

YOUR BOUNDARIES

YOUR WORLD

Read that again like 50 times… :)

I’m out!

Brad

p.s. Read this again and think of V-D as being STD… it’s funny as hell… HAHAHA!

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2 Responses to “Your Valentine’s Day “Tactics””

  1. This is the most idiotic relationship post I have ever seen. I truly hope this was tongue in cheek…because otherwise you are one of the stupidest single men out there. And I can see why you are still sadly one of the hold out peter pans left!

  2. Angel Eyes says:

    HAHA! Who said I’m single :)

    And this isn’t a “relationship” post.

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